Joke About a Lighthouse
This is a conversation. It is between a Canadian man and a US ship. It is from October 1995. It was at sea near Canadian land.
Canadian man: “You must change your way. If you don’t change your way, we will have a big collision.”
US ship: “You must change your way. We have a big ship.”
Canadian man: “It is not possible. You must change your way.”
US ship: “This is the captain of a US ship. You must change your way.”
Canadian man: “It is not possible. We repeat. You must change your way.”
US ship: “This is a US ship. We are a very big ship. We repeat. You must change your way.”
Canadian man: “This is a lighthouse. We are waiting for your answer.”
